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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 23:53
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Popular home goods retailer files for bankruptcy, plans to close 26 stores initially - 10TV
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Android 16's new beta makes changing call settings easier - Android Police
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Meta buys a nuclear power plant (more or less) - TechCrunch
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Colorado confirms 3 more infections in airport-linked measles outbreak - CIDRAP
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Russia’s central bank cuts interest rates for first time since 2022 - Financial Times
Loons and Moons
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Samsung teases Galaxy Z Fold 7 with an absolutely bizarre ‘Ultra experience’ [Video] - 9to5Google
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Diddy Bashes Courtroom Artist for Making Him Look Like a ‘Koala’ - The Daily Beast